Of Moonspank And Men: The Tale of the Un-Reunion

Folks were quite excited to hear the news that Moonspank was reuniting for a triumphant return. It wasn’t too long ago that I had the opportunity to play bass with the band at a one-off private party for family and friends. This show, however, had the potential to be the full-on rock extravaganza it was in the old days.

Moonspank Backline

People trekked from all parts of the tri-state area to assemble at the Castle Bar & Grill in Stamford. Some of those people shelled out their hard-earned cash for a babysitter just so they wouldn’t miss a single lyric sung through Dave’s heavy, Irish brogue.

Just hours before call time, I decided that I was so excited to capture the show that I frantically started packing up my Pro Tools rig, laptop, and every microphone, cable, and adapter that wasn’t hard-wired in my home studio. I was ready!

Just two days earlier, I got together with the boys for what was to be our one-and-only rehearsal for the show. It only took a few minutes to shake the dust off. We ripped through a spectacular setlist of Moonspank classic covers and originals.

Photos ©2014 Todd Moore

With my car loaded with more equipment than a mom-and-pop music shop, I left my house with ample time to make the drive across state lines and set up a very complicated rig consisting of a MIDI controller, 2 laptops, a Pro Tools I/O system, an ADAT bridge, optical cables, various softsynths, a volume pedal, a sustain pedal, an amplifier, headphones, numerous patch cables, microphones, stands, an external hard drive and power supply, FireWire cables, extension cords, power strips, and a growing sense of panic knowing that I would not only have to set it all up properly, test it, play (most of) the right notes in (relatively) the right time, but then also I would have to tear it all down and load it all back into the car.

Phew!

Five minutes into the trip I received a disconcerting text message. The word “clusterfuck” was used to describe the impending situation. I’ve had gigs cancelled on me at the zero-hour due to a double-booking, but this news took the cake. A triple-booking? Two completely separate parties were booked in the same venue– neither of which seemed to be open to the idea of a very loud and energetic rock band dominating the aural landscape. After some brief negotiations, it was decided that the show was not going to happen.

"If I told them once I've told them a hundred times, to put Spinal Tap first and puppet show last."– Jeanine Pettibone
“If I told them once I’ve told them a hundred times, to put Spinal Tap first and puppet show last.”– Jeanine Pettibone

The show must go on! I had an idea. “Lets go on Yelp, locate every decent venue in a 10-mile radius and ask them if they wouldn’t mind taking on a free live band and 30-40 heavy drinkers.” The band and the fans agreed upon this excellent plan… the best laid plans of Moonspank and men.

We knocked, we asked, we offered, we pleaded, we really tried… then we went home… without playing a single note.

Needless to say, endless thank-yous to those of you who showed up to the venue this past Saturday. The circumstances were unforeseeable, albeit seemingly directly out of a scene from This Is Spinal Tap. To that special group, we will be planning a Mea Culpa of sorts. This isn’t the last you’ll hear of Moonspank! Stay tuned…

Hanks! [Music Video]

I mixed another track for the always-hilarious Buckwheat Groats. The music video features back-to-back Academy Award winning actor Tom Hanks! Catch this one before it’s banned from the internet forever.

Warning: NSFW!

Bayside’s “Cult” Released Today

Bayside - CULT

Bayside is a punk rock band from Queens, NY who have released six albums (Victory Records/Wind-Up Records) and have achieved “cult” status with their dedicated fan base. Their newest effort has a name that reflects this very fact: “Cult” is available today on iTunes, at your local record store, and just about anywhere that sells CDs or music downloads!

I contributed keyboards, B3 organ, and did some string arrangements on this album. I really enjoy working with these guys because, while their songs have a very pop-friendly element to them, the guitar work is very intricate and creates a welcomed challenge for me.

If you’re unfamiliar with Bayside’s music, you can sample all the songs from “Cult” here on iTunes.

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